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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the most popular bedroom furniture designs in 2024?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Kidd leaving Mavericks for Knicks almost forced Nico Harrison into another awful move - The Smoking Cuban

Unacceptable again!

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is moderate drinking bad, actually? - vox.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

I've played The Outer Worlds 2, and this Xbox RPG seriously improves on its predecessor in one big way - Windows Central

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Qui omnis et eius rerum et dignissimos vel.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

How can I get the lead guitar removed from a song so I can play the lead Guitar parts myself and have the rest of the band's music playing? Is there ought to be a website or company who can do this?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Separating Material 3 Expressive from Android 16 was Google's smartest move all year - Android Police

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.